New Year’s Eve can be quite a major deal here. People go out to friends, getting invited, dependent on who is doing the cooking. Ah. It would seem we are eight, sorry, nine for dinner tonight, rising to thirteen or more for dessert. Provisional menu herewith, written out by hand by chef for the purpose of instructing various minions, but, things change on a whim. The saucisson brioche has been made from The Porcine Beast of Which We Do Not Speak (no, best not ask…) and tastes rich and muscular. Those who pray might like to offer something powerful to the gods who control whether or not dishwashers malfunction at crucial moments. As the year closes, I find myself asking if the (pseudo)scientific Mayan folklore detailing the end of b’akt’un 13, or, if you like, the final wrap about a year from now will be heralded by voice recognition software (the next big thing – SIRI is light years ahead so far for those with an iPhone 4s) or if we’ll all still be eating potatoes in duck fat, just like tonight.